The doubter says:
“I could never follow Stalin. He puts people in the Gulag.”
That is what doubters tell themselves to rationalize their rejection of Stalin. But the truth is that Stalin does not send anyone to the Gulag. It is those who have hardened their hearts against him who send themselves to the Gulag through their bourgeois attitudes and counter-revolutionary actions. This was not Stalin’s plan at all. He truly wants everyone to go to the Worker’s Paradise. And it grieves him that so many harden their hearts against him. But he will not force anyone into the Worker’s Paradise against their wishes, he respects their free will.
So if you don’t want to go to the Gulag, just open your heart to the love of Stalin. And stop resisting him.
Source: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!msg/talk.origins/-hivFRbvuMQ/5P-mNI3LUqQJ
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I love parodies. This is a good one
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In fact, Stalin can be excused here. In the other story, it’s Stalin hardening people’s hearts
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This sounds eerily familiar.
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It does–doesn’t it?
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You are hereby conferred into the hallowed halls of Poe’s College. Welcome, the bar bis over there.
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